[But he is sort of just leaning against the dais now, cleaning himself off by swiping all of that slick off his skin and licking it off his fingers, instead of using cloudhymn.]
[unfortunately calling him puppy is only encouraging his traitorous dick, which throbs again, but he's thrown off by the next bit. takes a moment or two to process. thunks his head against the back of Dan Feng's shoulder to laaaaugh, warm and easy.]
[He yanks his own pants back up, tucking himself back in. Turns around, and before Randy can do anything else, he's going to use cloudhymn to clean and dry his cock and shorts with water, sort of like a sexy laundry service, if the owner was a cranky old man.]
I want a nap. But I also want protection so I can put eggs in you. [WHAT kind of protection this is we are unsure.] Be useful and tell me what you can contribute.
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[But he is sort of just leaning against the dais now, cleaning himself off by swiping all of that slick off his skin and licking it off his fingers, instead of using cloudhymn.]
You need more nutrition in your diet.
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I blame circumstances.
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[He yanks his own pants back up, tucking himself back in. Turns around, and before Randy can do anything else, he's going to use cloudhymn to clean and dry his cock and shorts with water, sort of like a sexy laundry service, if the owner was a cranky old man.]
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Hmmgh.
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I want a nap. But I also want protection so I can put eggs in you. [WHAT kind of protection this is we are unsure.] Be useful and tell me what you can contribute.
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sorry wait?
his braincell is doing interpretive dance over here.]
...I don't think condoms are gonna be able to handle eggs.
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Useless. [Petulant.] What happens if I go into rut? I would kill you.
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[folding a hand over Dan Feng's, heart skipping a beat, but he doesn't smell like fear.]
I don't s'ppose we could... induce immunity somehow?
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[His hand curls under Randy's. His breath hitches, the nails digging into his skin. His pupils thin into slits, the irises bleeding red--]
I made the exception. I am the exception. I am made of this wretched, disgusting parasitic--
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Stay with me, darlin'.
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But I didn't let you kill me either.
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[His hands are crawling up Randy's chest, to wrap around his favorite place: his neck.]
But I would rather it be me than you. I will always come back. But you. I don't like my toys being broken.
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[voice sardonic, but sobering after a moment.]
I've been broken a long time, sweetheart.
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You are mortal.
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I know.
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You are also an idiot.
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[pet the dragon.]
Your idiot now, though.
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Don't distract me. [He mrrrs, but he's already forgetting he was supposed to tell Randy you have to kill me if I act up.]
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I'm just tellin' it like it is.
[and giving them Good Pettings.]
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[Dan Feng slumps against his chest. If he gets gored by Dan Feng's horn that's his problem.]
Condoms.
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