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Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: hammering its beak into the tree

Re: Day 6

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Imbibitor Lunae: i want to put it on his head
Imbibitor Lunae: yingxings
Imbibitor Lunae: blades

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: i think his brain is damaged enough

Re: Day 6

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[you: hello, first time caller, long time listener here. is it inappropriate to tell the love of your immortal life that you want to perform a nice little lobotomy on the previous love of your life (you seem to have too many of those. stop that), scoop his scrambled egg brain cells out, and crawl into that space because you have never stopped loving him?

underpaid ipc dj: what the fuck?]

Imbibitor Lunae: it is the sentiment that counts
Imbibitor Lunae: what are you doing outside?

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

[he's electing not to pursue that subject...]

Jing Yuan: taking a walk
Jing Yuan: enjoying nature
Jing Yuan: I was training earlier, so now I'm relaxing

Re: Day 6

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Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae: maybe one day we can spar
Imbibitor Lunae: i have never

[start typing. stop typing.]

Imbibitor Lunae: mmmm
Imbibitor Lunae: maybe not
Imbibitor Lunae: maybe meditate together

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: for now at least, we should only meet unarmed
Jing Yuan: but I would like to spend time with you
Jing Yuan: very much

[They SHOULDN'T but y'know whatever. They can sit back to back.]

Re: Day 6

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Imbibitor Lunae: yuan'er you are a weapon you can never be unarmed do you remember you strangled me with your bare hands on extalla-884
Imbibitor Lunae: i loved it. i love you
Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae: i need a moment

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

[sir]

Jing Yuan: take one
Jing Yuan: I'll be around when you can think straight
Jing Yuan: [two photos of fat squirrels, just to push his actual name and messages off the screen]

Re: Day 6

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[45 mins later]

Imbibitor Lunae: they are very round
Imbibitor Lunae: is that normal?

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: on planets with a winter, animals put on weight in the autumn to protect them from the chill
Jing Yuan: how are you feeling?

Re: Day 6

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Imbibitor Lunae: bad
Imbibitor Lunae: i want to see you but i cannot

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: couldn't handle it right now? 😿

Re: Day 6

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Imbibitor Lunae: no i physically cannot leave
Imbibitor Lunae: call me?

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

[...dan feng what

CALLS HIM???]

Re: Day 6

[eggshell]

[it rings for about a minute before he answers. he sounds hoarse and dehydrated, like how a sponge would sound, if it wasn't a sponge.]

General?

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Yes. What's going on with you?

Re: Day 6

[eggshell]

Nothing, I am fine.

[source: trust me bro]

I am just incapa- indisposed at the moment.

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Do not lie to me, Dan Feng.

Re: Day 6

[eggshell]

What does it matter? I am not beholden to you.

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

You sound horrible and I am worried about you.

Re: Day 6

[eggshell]

Bleeding heart.

[he snaps it like the insult it is. there's a silence where he wants to say so many things like i've been in so much pain i threw up earlier because someone ate my tail or i'm hungry but i just ate and i think it's the other mouth do you have another mouth too or is it just a gluttony thing or yingxing isn't answering his phone. he hasn't changed one bit how many times did we have to drag him out of the forge or i just want to see you all the time but he doesn't say any of these because he doesn't know how to deal with a jing yuan whose concern did not have the edge of bereaved, tortured misery.]

No, I think I just caught something, honestly. Contagious.

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

[He knows that was an insult, but it's not something he thinks should be an insult. He's proud of maintaining his ability to care after all these painful centuries. But... But he doesn't want to make it a point to argue about, so he doesn't defend himself on that point.

There's the sound of leaves crunching in the background, as Jing Yuan starts to angrily stomp his way back through the trees towards the cabins.]

I could ask your teammates.

Re: Day 6

[eggshell]

Do you think they care? After I just killed the lot of them? Come now. Use your cute little Arbiter-General intellect.

[wait where's he going WAI]

Where are you going now?

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Where do you think?

[brace yourself you horrid creature]