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[how does that help exactly pls explain]

Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae: you need my services as an emanator?
Imbibitor Lunae: that is fine

[ok nvm jy feels smart again]

Jing Yuan: please return what's left of your brain to your thick skull

Imbibitor Lunae: you are three hundred years too young to be this insolent you brat

Jing Yuan: you're the one talking back to an arbiter-general of the xianzhou alliance
Jing Yuan: 😾💔

Imbibitor Lunae: all right young master 'i will wear the most aggravatingly bad fitting waist armor and harness as the face of the xianzhou luofu'

Jing Yuan: my reputation should be built on my accomplishments, not my fashion sense
Jing Yuan: i like those
Jing Yuan: they're comfortable

Imbibitor Lunae: i have told you dozens of times image is part and parcel of leadership
Imbibitor Lunae: do you think my robes were practical or comfortable in any way

[wait. wait they're actually talking. wai]

[They sure are.]

Jing Yuan: I wear what I want and somehow I'm still a highly regarded leader 720 years on

Imbibitor Lunae: that is because your face is very
Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae:

[he is not typing cute aggression]

Jing Yuan: ???

[he puts his phone down. takes his pillow knife out. stabs it one (1) time into the mattress. screams into the shitty sheets.]

Imbibitor Lunae: you already know what i feel about your face

Jing Yuan: point

Jing Yuan: [grainy photo of a woodpecker]
Jing Yuan: this is loud

Imbibitor Lunae: what is it doing? i have never seen one of those before

Jing Yuan: hammering its beak into the tree

Imbibitor Lunae: i want to put it on his head
Imbibitor Lunae: yingxings
Imbibitor Lunae: blades

Jing Yuan: i think his brain is damaged enough

[you: hello, first time caller, long time listener here. is it inappropriate to tell the love of your immortal life that you want to perform a nice little lobotomy on the previous love of your life (you seem to have too many of those. stop that), scoop his scrambled egg brain cells out, and crawl into that space because you have never stopped loving him?

underpaid ipc dj: what the fuck?]

Imbibitor Lunae: it is the sentiment that counts
Imbibitor Lunae: what are you doing outside?

[he's electing not to pursue that subject...]

Jing Yuan: taking a walk
Jing Yuan: enjoying nature
Jing Yuan: I was training earlier, so now I'm relaxing

Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae: maybe one day we can spar
Imbibitor Lunae: i have never

[start typing. stop typing.]

Imbibitor Lunae: mmmm
Imbibitor Lunae: maybe not
Imbibitor Lunae: maybe meditate together

Jing Yuan: for now at least, we should only meet unarmed
Jing Yuan: but I would like to spend time with you
Jing Yuan: very much

[They SHOULDN'T but y'know whatever. They can sit back to back.]

Imbibitor Lunae: yuan'er you are a weapon you can never be unarmed do you remember you strangled me with your bare hands on extalla-884
Imbibitor Lunae: i loved it. i love you
Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae: i need a moment

[sir]

Jing Yuan: take one
Jing Yuan: I'll be around when you can think straight
Jing Yuan: [two photos of fat squirrels, just to push his actual name and messages off the screen]

[45 mins later]

Imbibitor Lunae: they are very round
Imbibitor Lunae: is that normal?

Jing Yuan: on planets with a winter, animals put on weight in the autumn to protect them from the chill
Jing Yuan: how are you feeling?

Imbibitor Lunae: bad
Imbibitor Lunae: i want to see you but i cannot

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