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Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

[Wherever he is right now Dan Heng can't take his phone away from him--

He takes a bit to work up to responding too. We're doing fine.]

Jing Yuan: me too
Jing Yuan: maybe thats why i cant leave you alone

Re: Day 6

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Imbibitor Lunae: if i don't have the
Imbibitor Lunae: rage, or the obsession, or the greed, or the madness, or
Imbibitor Lunae: all i have
Imbibitor Lunae: is the guilt

[he stops typing here. his hands are shaking too violently]

Imbibitor Lunae: hundreds of thousands of millions lost be cause I wasn't strgong enough
Imbibitor Lunae: i have nothing to offer you like this

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

[Jing Yuan is a famously smart person, which is why he says the dumbest possible thing.]

Jing Yuan: you have you

Re: Day 6

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[how does that help exactly pls explain]

Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae: you need my services as an emanator?
Imbibitor Lunae: that is fine

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

[ok nvm jy feels smart again]

Jing Yuan: please return what's left of your brain to your thick skull

Re: Day 6

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Imbibitor Lunae: you are three hundred years too young to be this insolent you brat

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: you're the one talking back to an arbiter-general of the xianzhou alliance
Jing Yuan: 😾💔

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Imbibitor Lunae: all right young master 'i will wear the most aggravatingly bad fitting waist armor and harness as the face of the xianzhou luofu'

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: my reputation should be built on my accomplishments, not my fashion sense
Jing Yuan: i like those
Jing Yuan: they're comfortable

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Imbibitor Lunae: i have told you dozens of times image is part and parcel of leadership
Imbibitor Lunae: do you think my robes were practical or comfortable in any way

[wait. wait they're actually talking. wai]

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

[They sure are.]

Jing Yuan: I wear what I want and somehow I'm still a highly regarded leader 720 years on

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Imbibitor Lunae: that is because your face is very
Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae:

[he is not typing cute aggression]

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: ???

Re: Day 6

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[he puts his phone down. takes his pillow knife out. stabs it one (1) time into the mattress. screams into the shitty sheets.]

Imbibitor Lunae: you already know what i feel about your face

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: point


Jing Yuan: [grainy photo of a woodpecker]
Jing Yuan: this is loud

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Imbibitor Lunae: what is it doing? i have never seen one of those before

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[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: hammering its beak into the tree

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Imbibitor Lunae: i want to put it on his head
Imbibitor Lunae: yingxings
Imbibitor Lunae: blades

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: i think his brain is damaged enough

Re: Day 6

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[you: hello, first time caller, long time listener here. is it inappropriate to tell the love of your immortal life that you want to perform a nice little lobotomy on the previous love of your life (you seem to have too many of those. stop that), scoop his scrambled egg brain cells out, and crawl into that space because you have never stopped loving him?

underpaid ipc dj: what the fuck?]

Imbibitor Lunae: it is the sentiment that counts
Imbibitor Lunae: what are you doing outside?

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

[he's electing not to pursue that subject...]

Jing Yuan: taking a walk
Jing Yuan: enjoying nature
Jing Yuan: I was training earlier, so now I'm relaxing

Re: Day 6

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Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae: maybe one day we can spar
Imbibitor Lunae: i have never

[start typing. stop typing.]

Imbibitor Lunae: mmmm
Imbibitor Lunae: maybe not
Imbibitor Lunae: maybe meditate together

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

Jing Yuan: for now at least, we should only meet unarmed
Jing Yuan: but I would like to spend time with you
Jing Yuan: very much

[They SHOULDN'T but y'know whatever. They can sit back to back.]

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Imbibitor Lunae: yuan'er you are a weapon you can never be unarmed do you remember you strangled me with your bare hands on extalla-884
Imbibitor Lunae: i loved it. i love you
Imbibitor Lunae:
Imbibitor Lunae: i need a moment

Re: Day 6

[lionsleeps]

[sir]

Jing Yuan: take one
Jing Yuan: I'll be around when you can think straight
Jing Yuan: [two photos of fat squirrels, just to push his actual name and messages off the screen]