Lizard House / OTA

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Catch all for everything happening here (if you want to set a thread here)

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[ okay this is already not going how he hoped it would - ]

.. what's that face for? [ val stop blushing you're blowing this for us!! he'll go ahead and step forward though, and seat himself at the side of dan feng's bed(?), partly to be close enough to intervene should he make a lunge for val. ] Pissed off at us already?

[ his hand just. slips into his pocket. to produce a few jelly cups. ]

[vitainmorte]

[ Alas she cannot. She doesn't move from the door though, just letting Yingxing field this first. Her voice is soft when she does finally speak though, and if Dan Feng cares to look he'll probably notice a new dragon-shaped cuff on the neck wing opposite of the one with his scale earring, clearly of familiar make. ]

... Dan Feng?

[eggshell]

[You better get ready with those cups because Dan Feng turns his head to look at Val, and then he starts doing the thing where he cants his head to the side. A little more. More than that. Wait that's more than ninety degrees, at this angle, on normal, non-Dan-Feng people, this would be a broken neck.

He also is not breathing. His tail has gone preternaturally still where it's buried partially under what looks like a pile of underwear he would never wear.]

Why do you smell like each other?

[manufact]

[ oh he's ready. yingxing is already opening the first one before dan feng even goes full freak bent neck lady. the stillness is threatening, and yingxing knows it for what it is, and he certainly doesn't like the way that dan feng has zeroed in on val.

this was his idea, after all. if anyone's going to take the full brunt of a dan feng meltdown, it's him. ]

Exactly why you think.

[ there's no reason to hide it. not considering what they're here for. yingxing quickly pops the jelly cup into his mouth, then bites down hard on his tongue with a fang, flooding his mouth with blood. ]

[vitainmorte]

We just-- ...

[ but Yingxing spills it so she just nods, body tense. She expected him to react ... somehow, but this was a bit worse than she was imagining. Or at least had the potential to be so. ]

... I wanted to know you better, so I need to know him as well. And-- I'm yours, so don't I deserve to know the others of yours?

[eggshell]

[He snarls violently into the cup, but he doesn’t have the presence of mind not to swallow, so Val can watch two bloodstained grown men struggle together as Dan Feng gurgles and tries to climb on and over Yingxing to get at her for Some Reason.]

What, by stealing him?! [There’s a pause, though, while Dan Feng's wrapped around Yingxing like a limpet. He turns to Yingxing.] Why are you stealing her!

[manufact]

Mmnmff--

[ with a mouthful of blood and jelly, he can't quite answer, too busy trying to wrangle a dragon man. he'll take advantage of dan feng turning toward him, however, by snagging his chin and tugging it forward to kiss him, forcing the terribly bloody mixture into dan feng's mouth, if he can.

.. dan feng might still be pissed off about it all afterward, but at least he'll be pissed off in his right mind. ]

[vitainmorte]

[ sorry she's just. Appalled by those words even if yingxing shuts him up with his mouth. The blood is neither here nor there honestly but she does tighten her grip on the door to book it if Dan Feng gets loose. ]

-- Who's stealing? He would not want me that way to begin with!

[eggshell]

[GURGLING INDIGNANT NOISES but Dan Feng swallows most of it anyway. It takes several long, fraught moments of Dan Feng literally trying to bite Yingxing's face off before his face twists from the rictus of a mara onset to just plain homicide.

And then he tries to get at Val again.] Then why are you here?! Why are you both here smelling like each other and not like me you never tell me things either of you you horrible creatures why I should-

[Okay now that's his normal tantrum word salad!]

[manufact]

[ and there he is, back to them. the tension and threat of the mara has passed for the moment (he's still got some jelly cups in reserve), so yingxing pulls back and releases dan feng, wiping his mouth. ]

No one stole anyone, you ridiculous gecko. We're both still yours.

[ he glances toward val, the gash in his tongue already rapidly beginning to heal. ]

That's exactly why we're here, and you have her to thank for that.

[vitainmorte]

[ WHY WOULD YOU LET HIM GO

She braces herself against the door-- there is a real fear there, in some small spark, less so now that he's not as violently murderous-- and shuffles a bit to the side to get a better angle in case dan feng actually DOES come at her. ]

-- If I do not smell like you even after being with him that is your failing and not mine!

[ GIVE ME MORE ATTENTION??? ]

1/3

[eggshell]

[He's already snarling again, and he shoves at Yingxing to lunge at Val-]

[eggshell]

[eggshell]

Did you just call me a gecko?

[manufact]

[ oh lan almighty he's lunging - so yingxing lunges right back, attempting to snag dan feng by the wrist. but then everything is about the gecko comment suddenly, and yingxing breathes a sigh.

he's going to grab that wrist anyway, however, just in case. ]

I did, and I'd do it again. [ anyway. ] She's right, by the way. No one is stealing anyone, which is exactly why we're right here, right now.

[vitainmorte]

[ god. rubs her face and just. goes to open the door ]

-- I knew he wouldn't be able to handle this. I'm sorry, I'll go.

[eggshell]

Oh, my cute little falcon is a coward.

[Yingxing maybe you should shut him up again before he says something truly horrible, like:]

You need more panties, by the way, the ones you have are scratchy.

[Well,]

[vitainmorte]

[ FUCKING PITCHES HER PHONE AT HIS HEAD ]

Why do you have my underwear in the first place?!

[manufact]

[ oh. wow. that hit dan feng right in the face. ]









.. damn. Nice aim.

[eggshell]

[Dan Feng frowns, feeling at his forehead, and his tail sweeps out to try and knock Yingxing into the nest. He keeps on talking to Valencia like he hasn't done this.]

I own you, thus all of your things. [And if he is huffing the things??? It's normal???] Take off your clothes.

[vitainmorte]

I'm a sharpshooter by trade.

[ This to Yingxing; she frowns at Dan Feng in return, and comes over to retrieve her phone-- but only to set it aside so she can shove Dan Feng down onto his back. ]

If you're going to pretend my clothing belongs to you the least you can do as my Master is supply me with better quality things! Yingxing, please tell him what we're here for before I decide to leave for real.

[manufact]

[ sorry, yingxing is too distracted by valencia's balls. and her aim. that strong tail swipes him right down into the nest. oops.

and then she shoves dan feng down, and that's also really hot, and also really convenient because it means that yingxing is able to snag him around the waist and pull dan feng back against his chest. ]

Not obvious yet? [ he grins, one hand sliding beneath dan feng's top shamelessly while he nips at the back of one of those ridiculous ears. ] We're here for you.

[ and also for the copious amounts of silver for their threesome but details ]

[eggshell]

[The braincells are visibly loading as he looks up, between them, his face turning red. Even more red, scales flaring across his collarbone, considering where Yingxing's hand is, and he's too confused to fight back. He doesn't even know who to fight back against???]

What is happening. [He demands, which would be more intimidating if his tail isn't trying to curl around Valencia's ankle???] You both really do smell like...! [Hes not saying it!!!!]

[vitainmorte]

[ That's better. She relaxes, subtly, as he goes from pouty murder tantrum to confused dog dot gif. She hesitates a moment, before moving a hand up to his cheek, emboldened by the fact that Yingxing has a grip on him so he can't flip this around.

She's flustered, though, darkly so, her neckwings all fluffed up with embarrassment as she carefully climbs into the bed with them properly. ]

... Yingxing is having-- a problem, right now. And I-- we wanted to both be with you. So...

[ A hesitant pause, before she leans in to nuzzle her cheek to his. ]

Let me-- have you both. Please?

[manufact]

[ it's cute when dan feng gets flustered like this. all hail yinyuejun, tripping over his own words.

it's also cute that val is flustered, too; yingxing is the only one here that isn't. he's flushed warm, but that's from rut and excitement - he's confident, eager, and ready, which is made obvious by his grin as he kisses down the opposite side of dan feng's throat. ]

Mmhm. We're here because we want you. [ he murmurs, his hand sliding higher over dan feng's ribs while val makes herself comfortable. ] Nothing's going to change that.