eggshell | Lizard House / OTA

Catch all for everything happening here (if you want to set a thread here)

House ref: https://pin.it/43LQyyPhW

[suspiciously, not giving up on trying to peel off his predecessor]

With what?

We must cut off the other Dan Heng’s legs at the knee. He is too tall.

[snrk]

I knew you'd be jealous.

I am merely being democratic.

[???? Is that what it means]

I don't remember voting on the topic.

Cast your vote now, then. Does Dan Heng deserve the inches he does not, in fact, deserve?

Upset not to be the tallest of us anymore, I see.

I am not upset. What part of me is upset? Look at me. I am not upset at all.

[looks at him.]

You are pouting.

Never in all my lives have I pouted. [He says, while pouting.]

[gets out his phone to snap a pic]

I'll prove it.

[He frowns a second too late. But he makes a grab for the phone!!]

[SHUTTER CLICK.

then tossing his phone at the nearby nest, hoping its softness is sufficient. and grappling with dan feng.]

[Tackling him to the ground BRO]

Are you not on my side!

[muffled oof]

I'm on my side. Which is not the same as yours!

It would be easy to convince you, little successor.

What makes you think that?