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Have you ever killed me? In that place we have met before.

No.

But I didn't let you kill me either.

Are you a killer?

Yes.

I do not like dying here. I have died many many many many times, but here it is very unpleasant.

[His hands are crawling up Randy's chest, to wrap around his favorite place: his neck.]

But I would rather it be me than you. I will always come back. But you. I don't like my toys being broken.

He says, hands around my neck...

[voice sardonic, but sobering after a moment.]

I've been broken a long time, sweetheart.

Do you not understand? Have you never seen me lose my mind? I would tear you to pieces.

...I do understand. I've seen it and I've weathered it. I'm sturdier than I seem.

[Sort of choking him just a little bit. To make a point. His fingers are still a little sticky.]

You are mortal.

[reaching to- stroke his cheek, smile crooked and voice strained.]

I know.

[Kindness is a rarity for him, especially when he's like this. He lets go, turning his face into Randy's palm.]

You are also an idiot.

That one I won't argue.

[pet the dragon.]

Your idiot now, though.

[He's vibrating with the petting, very obviously touch-starved.]

Don't distract me. [He mrrrs, but he's already forgetting he was supposed to tell Randy you have to kill me if I act up.]

[he knows exactly what Dan Feng was angling for and he wants none of it. he'll cross that bridge if he has to.]

I'm just tellin' it like it is.

[and giving them Good Pettings.]

The point is. The point is that.

[Dan Feng slumps against his chest. If he gets gored by Dan Feng's horn that's his problem.]

Condoms.

[winces and curls fingers in Dan Feng's hair to tip his head enough to alleviate the unpleasant pointiness.]

Condoms. Still not sure any condom could handle eggs. Are those a conscious thing...?

Why do you think I have two penises?

[Apparently in medical contexts he can just say shit.]

And no. It will only happen when I am in rut. I will make space inside you.

Babe you can put as many eggs in me as you want, that's not the issue here.

[Dear Randolph,

Have you ever thought of how insane that sentence is?

Kind Regards,
Anyone normal who is Not Dan Feng]

We will need to find a way. I have rarely wanted to sleep with anyone I did not intend to kill after. Until then, I will refrain from using you as an incubator.

[he's a kinky fucker, ok. he's a kinky fucker and has accepted high levels of base derangement here.]

Hhahh...

[the waver in his voice is fully, clearly arousal, but he clears his throat.]

'Kay. So until then, condoms. Maybe one on each dick.

[Dan Feng looks up at him. Looks down between them. Measures an unknown distance from Randy's crotch to his navel.]

Each? If you would take all of me without injury you would need to be stretched with a fist.

[swallows hard.]

And?

I do not think we should talk about this before we find protection.

Right. Okay. Condomquest.

[Dan Feng smacks him in the chest before shoving him off, ears red as he stomps out of the shrine.

He stops though, waits for Randy to catch up, so he can turn to him woodenly and ask,]

Where do we find. Those.

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