[dan feng is not moving from his little blanket/pillow/clothing fort/nest/cocoon in the bed. he’s a good bit sicklier-looking than the last time they’ve spoken, and he’s buried under bedcover paraphernalia from the shoulders down.
he squirms to at least brace himself on an elbow, wincing.]
[ unwraps the bundle. it's a book on human fashion! random shit ranging from Earth's 1950s to the 2020s. all the dates are scrubbed out and there's no real categorization. every page brings a different vibe and time period for maximum whiplash. ]
These are fashion customs from a world named 'Earth'. I thought you might find it enriching.
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why do y ou want to know?
[if you turn him into a two week old dragon hatchling actually that sounds great]
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i wondered if age was a factor. that is all
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has anyone made it abundant ly clear to you that your im pertinence will g et you in trou ble one day
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let me do that. i j ust did
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however i thank you for your worry. if i had a heart, i would undoubtedly be experiencing a warm feeling right now (◕‿◕)♡
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were y ou not made with a h eart? you would not be h alf as annoying if you did not h ave one
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i am a heartless human baby
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i ca n set you on fi re if you wish to feel warm
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[ the spoken words come from just outside Dan Feng's bedroom door. how long has he been there? it's a mystery~ ]
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something bangs against the door from the other side; dan feng had thrown a (thankfully) plastic bowl at it.]
Brat?
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[dan feng is not moving from his little blanket/pillow/clothing fort/nest/cocoon in the bed. he’s a good bit sicklier-looking than the last time they’ve spoken, and he’s buried under bedcover paraphernalia from the shoulders down.
he squirms to at least brace himself on an elbow, wincing.]
What is it?
1/2
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You look terrible.
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[the baby doesn’t need to see how awful of a state he’s in, so he does his best impression of a caterpillar.]
What were you delivering to me?
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These are fashion customs from a world named 'Earth'. I thought you might find it enriching.
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Come here. Let me see. Sit.
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