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Talk.

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[eq]

i have a gift for you

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i am cur rently
ind isposed

so yu will need to co me to the glut tony resid enc

[eq]

ok

see you soon  (⁎ ⚈᷀᷁ ᴗ ⚈᷀᷁ ⁎)

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[???? gowther you incomprehensible baby???]

the doors are u nlocked. my room is at th eend of the hall.
do not st eal any thing . I will know

[eq]

[ heading over but still texting ]

how

[eggshell]

you re too young to un derstsnd. mayb e when you’re older

[eq]

aha. a copout response! fufufu

[eggshell]

[not for the first time, dan feng contemplates dismembering gowther. it’s a comforting thought that complements what is fufufu and do i own this baby now? what do i do with a baby?.]

nobody will fin d the body w hen im done with you

[eq]

do not flirt with babies

human tradition forbids it

[eggshell]

i have standards

[eq]

do you know about the curse of the timeless infant?

[eggshell]

if you are this timeless infant pl ease kn ow I do not care

do not t ext while yo u are walking

[eq]

you are in luck. it is not me

why would i walk when i can teleport

[eggshell]

[WHY DOES HE EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU]

fine t eleport in to an airlock fo r all I care. what is a time less inf ant

[eq]

have you ever wanted to be younger

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yes

[eq]

why? tell me

[eggshell]

why do y ou want to know?

[if you turn him into a two week old dragon hatchling actually that sounds great]

[eq]

you have a grumpy disposition

i wondered if age was a factor. that is all

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has anyone made it abundant ly clear to you that your im pertinence will g et you in trou ble one day

[eq]

no

[eggshell]

let me do that. i j ust did

[eq]

it is ok. the curse of the timeless infant aka my patron shall protect me

however i thank you for your worry. if i had a heart, i would undoubtedly be experiencing a warm feeling right now  (◕‿◕)♡

[eggshell]

were y ou not made with a h eart? you would not be h alf as annoying if you did not h ave one

[eq]

[ after some delay ]

i am a heartless human baby