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[eggshell]

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[eggshell]

[sit down and take your old grandpa scolding like a man]

It is far when you consider it has not even been a day since you were impaled. Insolent creature.

[sets him down at the foot of jing yuan’s bed though.]

[lifeban]

I just want to help.

[pouty.

the worst part is it's dan heng's bed. he has been escorted to his own room that is now Their Room like the scruffed kitten he is. damnit.

carefully easing himself up the bed.]

[lionsleeps]

[You invited him to move in, Dan Heng. This is all on you.

It's just funny that they're like this when the whole point of consolidating was trying to hide from Dan Feng.]

You can help by staying here and looking after the rest of us.

[Jing Yuan scoots over to make room, and very gently swats whichever part of Dan Heng he happens to be closest to.]

[eggshell]

[he is really carefully not looking at either of them for Some Reason?]

That is inappropriate.

[lifeban]

[pausing

to just

Look. at him.]

[lionsleeps]

Sleeping fully clothed? Why Dan Feng, how charmingly pure of you. And here the Dan Feng I knew was almost certainly doing far more inappropriate things with someone...

1/2

[eggshell]

[dan feng just stands there going a truly impressive shade of tomato red.]

[eggshell]

Why I never- I am not- [undignified spluttering????????]

I was just. [gesturing at them???????????] It is inappropriate for me to intrude into someone else’s marital bedchambers.

[lifeban]

[the way dan heng chokes probably hurts based on how he crumples fully onto the bed]

[lionsleeps]

[oh

my god]

Marital bedchambers?

[sry to both of you but Jing Yuan just starts laughing his beautiful butt off]

Really!?

[eggshell]

You two are sharing a bed!

[at this, dan feng makes a truly affronted gasp.]

Are you having relations outside of wedlock?!

[lifeban]

[this

this is what a keysmash sounds like from a humanoid mouth]

[lionsleeps]

[Jing Yuan is not helping. He's laughing too hard, and enjoying the misunderstanding too much to redirect it.]

Oh, how I wish I could see your faces right now!

[eggshell]

[rounding on jing yuan, putting a hand gently on his forearm.]

You - ! [he gives dan heng a determined look.] Jing Yuan! You should be ashamed of yourself! Did you not court him properly?! This is highly inappropriate-

[he starts ranting. you see, dan feng is a born and bred traditionalist.]

And you! [gesturing with his other hand at dan heng.] You should not be consorting without- without-

[lifeban]

[wait

hold on

sorry

little bitch mode engaged]

Without what?

[lionsleeps]

[Jing Yuan reacts to this scolding by flopping backwards onto the bed and wheezing.

Help. They're both adorable.]

[eggshell]

[dan feng makes a sound that’s remarkably like the audible keysmash that dan heng made earlier.

he kind of. looms? at the edge of the bed? IS THIS A DEN OF SIN?????]

Have you made your bows? Listen to me!

[lifeban]

Do you really think I'm marriageable?

[lionsleeps]

[He may be blind but he's got a strong enough sense of his immediate surroundings to find a part of both of them to pinch.]

Honestly, you two.

[He's still amused, but he supposed he may as well be the grownup here...]

Dan Feng, we are neither married nor lovers of any kind. Sharing a bed is no different than sharing a bunk on the field, you know. And you shouldn't complain, given I moved into Dan Heng's room because you were prowling outside my window.

And as for Dan Heng, you are very much marriageable! If you continue to put yourself down I shall force you to stand in the middle of the green and recite your virtues five hundred times.

[eggshell]

[jing yuan catches him by the arm, and it startles dan feng enough that off-balances and just barely misses crushing dan heng with his weight. he favors jing yuan with an annoyed look that yingxing is the usual recipient of.]

Oh. [uhhhh. scooting to the very edge of the bed.] I apologize for any skulking. [his tail does poke dan heng’s, unsure.]

Dan Heng. Objectively you are a man with attractive qualities, even if you have the most annoying tendency to ignore your own well-being. [sorry he is bad at this.] Cease your self-flagellation.

[lifeban]

[wait this was not the plan

cheek pinched, since jy has a very solid idea of where he is.]

...

Anyway, we're not fucking.

[tail paffs dan feng's.]

[lionsleeps]

That is correct. Can you both behave now?

[eggshell]

Do not be so crude.

[he huffs at dan heng, and then proceeds to manhandle dan heng’s tail so he can twine his own with it. jing yuan gets polite dan feng. you get overbearing predecessor dan feng.]

I have been quite well-behaved, thank you. The past few hours, at least. [a pause.] May I touch your face, Jing Yuan?

[lifeban]

It's better to be direct.

[stubbornly, like he didn't also let dan feng work himself up for a bit. his ears burn, with the TAIL TWINING, but he doesn't struggle, as he is far too busy doing emotional and instinctive calculus about that particular gesture.]

I didn't realise it was my turn 😭

[lionsleeps]

You may, but why?

[His face is still hurty... He's scooting up close to them both though. Dragons for lion plz.]