[Do you know the thing Dan Feng hates the most? It's being ignored. dog_jealous_of_man_petting_toy_dog.gif
This will result in the following:
Dan Feng shoving blindly at the both of them, Dan Feng making a grab for that tail, and Dan Feng biting at said tail, while trying to wrestle the owner of the tail away from whatever sweet thing is going on (No Longer Allowed) so he can climb on him and slide a knee between his legs.]
[ Well she had gently pulled Sett down to her, pressing into the nuzzle and the kiss with a desperation that she's like just barely managing to keep control over, but--
Then Sett is wrestled away and Dan Feng is doing ???? something???? and she's just left laying there like. What.
[That knee is good but it's BESIDE THE POINT. (and his interest is hard and obvious in that brief grind before Sett grabs him by the shoulders) HE'S GOING TO TRY AND DRIVE DAN FENG BACK INTO THE MATTRESS.]
[His mouth opens again like he's going to say something else, and the he realizes what he just said, and then he flushes a violent shade of red, and then he proceeds to -
Put a hand on Val's chest. Strategically.]
You can't have premarital relations in my bed without me! That is rude and indecent!
[ So. funny thing about that. He goes to reach for val, somewhere beyond Sett's bulk, and he's sure to meet the tits he's seeking.
Except he gropes at empty air, because sometime between Sett yowling and their wrestling continuing, she's apparently left the bed. and the room entirely. ]
[To be clear, it's totally Sett's fault, and Dan Feng is completely blameless, thank you very much. He climbs over Sett on purpose - whapping him in the face with his tail - and off the bed, going off in barefoot search of his sentient space heater.]
[ If him being absolutely at fault for their abandonment wasn't CRIMES AGAINST NATURE ENOUGH, it's just as Dan Feng is padding towards the door, the very tuft end of his tail is GRABBED AND HE IS HAULED BACK MID STEP. ]
I did not! [He picks up pillows and starts throwing then blindly in Sett's direction.] Your cat is mangy and needs enrichment and he smells [Really good but you can't get that out of Dan Feng even if you withheld heater time from him.] -- !
[Oh. OH! He's happy to meet that, mouth opening and that rough tongue greeting hers. It's not enough, it hasn't been enough.
There's a little sound from him, and it's all the warning she gets before he picks her up- And it's likely entirely novel, being able to not only kiss him without the neck strain, but from above.
It's only after he's had a few sweet moments of this that he breaks it with a grin, and starts walking both of them back to Dan Feng.]
[Intellectually Dan Feng understands that he's supposed to be jealous - Jing Yuan as his point of comparison, who he is capable of getting jealous over with literally anything (Dan Heng included) - but just seeing them being affectionate like that makes him feel oddly warm. He doesn't mind watching. Maybe he likes to watch. This is all very confusing.
He waits for them to come back with a vaguely appreciative look on his face that he will deny he has on.]
I did want to ask how you two- [Pause. Opens mouth. Malfunctions. Turns red.] - Ah. Spend time together, given your difference in stature.
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This will result in the following:
Dan Feng shoving blindly at the both of them,
Dan Feng making a grab for that tail,
and Dan Feng biting at said tail, while trying to wrestle the owner of the tail away from whatever sweet thing is going on (No Longer Allowed) so he can climb on him and slide a knee between his legs.]
This is my bed? I should get the attention?
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Then Sett is wrestled away and Dan Feng is doing ???? something???? and she's just left laying there like. What.
She slowly sits up again, watching them. ]
Ah...
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And then it's interrupted with a YOWL AS HORRIBLE LITTLE TEETH ASSAULT HIS TAIL. ]
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YOU ALREADY SAID YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED!!
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[His mouth opens again like he's going to say something else, and the he realizes what he just said, and then he flushes a violent shade of red, and then he proceeds to -
Put a hand on Val's chest. Strategically.]
You can't have premarital relations in my bed without me! That is rude and indecent!
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Except he gropes at empty air, because sometime between Sett yowling and their wrestling continuing, she's apparently left the bed. and the room entirely. ]
1/3
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[THERE'S NO VAL?????]
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Specifically how this isn't HIS fault.]
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[To be clear, it's totally Sett's fault, and Dan Feng is completely blameless, thank you very much. He climbs over Sett on purpose - whapping him in the face with his tail - and off the bed, going off in barefoot search of his sentient space heater.]
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OH! No you don't!
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[There is a sheer look of confusion at the unbridled audacity of this man??? Hello????]
This is your fault? You were not paying enough attention to her?
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[He's going to check on her now thanks.]
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... Is something wrong?
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Maybe I'll just sleep in the basement tonight. You two seem to be busy.
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Or just postponed.]
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You'd leave us cold like this? Valencia?
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Hesitates... but hugs him back, with a huff. ]
You're both getting rowdy. ... besides, Sett was mine first, so I should get a much attention from him as I want. Right?
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Ah, like all the laws - manmade or celestial - I have not broken before.
[You know what he's going to curl up into a ball and sulk and push his face into where Sett was sleeping before. Imperiously:]
Get back in here. Both of you.
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[ because she's standing on tiptoe to drag sett's face down to finish that sweet kiss from earlier. my time now. ]
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There's a little sound from him, and it's all the warning she gets before he picks her up- And it's likely entirely novel, being able to not only kiss him without the neck strain, but from above.
It's only after he's had a few sweet moments of this that he breaks it with a grin, and starts walking both of them back to Dan Feng.]
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He waits for them to come back with a vaguely appreciative look on his face that he will deny he has on.]
I did want to ask how you two- [Pause. Opens mouth. Malfunctions. Turns red.] - Ah. Spend time together, given your difference in stature.
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