[He may be blind but he's got a strong enough sense of his immediate surroundings to find a part of both of them to pinch.]

Honestly, you two.

[He's still amused, but he supposed he may as well be the grownup here...]

Dan Feng, we are neither married nor lovers of any kind. Sharing a bed is no different than sharing a bunk on the field, you know. And you shouldn't complain, given I moved into Dan Heng's room because you were prowling outside my window.

And as for Dan Heng, you are very much marriageable! If you continue to put yourself down I shall force you to stand in the middle of the green and recite your virtues five hundred times.