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[pets. the tail.]
Are you both children now...?
Are you both children now...?
You were annoying first-
[jumps a little bit when jing yuan touches his tail ?? ?? ?]
No. [he sniffs.] You just have no spatial awareness when it comes to your tail. [vaguely the memories of why is swimming at the back of his head but he doesn’t want to think about those at the moment.] I will teach you starting tomorrow.
[jumps a little bit when jing yuan touches his tail ?? ?? ?]
No. [he sniffs.] You just have no spatial awareness when it comes to your tail. [vaguely the memories of why is swimming at the back of his head but he doesn’t want to think about those at the moment.] I will teach you starting tomorrow.
Usually by hitting you in your blind spots until you lose them.
[Says a very good teacher of martial arts...]
[Says a very good teacher of martial arts...]
Yes. Exposure therapy.
[scooting a little closer so he can press his and jing yuan’s thighs together but like. in a lan-fearing way.]
And like I said. I would not have accused you of having marital relations with Jing Yuan had I not thought you were worthy of him.
[scooting a little closer so he can press his and jing yuan’s thighs together but like. in a lan-fearing way.]
And like I said. I would not have accused you of having marital relations with Jing Yuan had I not thought you were worthy of him.
The threat of making you praise yourself in public still stands, Dan Heng.
[Although Jing Yuan is also avoiding the notion that he's someone other people have to try to be worthy of. That's dumb.]
[Although Jing Yuan is also avoiding the notion that he's someone other people have to try to be worthy of. That's dumb.]
[wow. they’re both idiots. do they want to borrow from dan feng’s endless pride.]
Six hundred virtues, then. [the look and sound of abject disgust that follows, unfortunately, kills that vibe.]
Do not put it away, you barbarian. It is already in terrible shape.
Six hundred virtues, then. [the look and sound of abject disgust that follows, unfortunately, kills that vibe.]
Do not put it away, you barbarian. It is already in terrible shape.
[...Y'know. Jing Yuan already has Dan Feng's tail, so. He just feels around for Dan Heng's too. Gonna pet and cuddle both tails at once while they argue.]
The bar is so low it is in the Scalegorge.
[with the confidence of a man who’s used to most of his orders being followed all of his life, he moves to pick up jing yuan’s hand where it’s petting dan heng’s tail, and places it on a slightly flaky patch of scales further up.]
Tell me how that feels, Jing Yuan. [u better answer right, my guy.]
[with the confidence of a man who’s used to most of his orders being followed all of his life, he moves to pick up jing yuan’s hand where it’s petting dan heng’s tail, and places it on a slightly flaky patch of scales further up.]
Tell me how that feels, Jing Yuan. [u better answer right, my guy.]
[it is one thing if he is manhandling jing yuan with tail, and if dan feng is manhandling his tail (he has decided that's fine even if he has also decided he can be a brat about it), but jing yuan reaching for his tail feels different, and dan feng guiding his hand around is,,,
look, it's a lot. he's going red again, somewhere between scandalized and embarrassed.]
It's fine!
look, it's a lot. he's going red again, somewhere between scandalized and embarrassed.]
It's fine!
[How is it that Dan Feng can be so traditional and pure but also such a monster?? He can hear how embarrassed Dan Heng is, and he's a little red himself from the intimacy of this gesture. But he's dying much less than these weenie dragons...]
It's a little scratchy. You could use a nice moisturising bath, I think.
It's a little scratchy. You could use a nice moisturising bath, I think.
[in the snottiest tone:] See? Thank you, Jing Yuan.
[he’s be more embarrassed if he didn’t literally think of dan heng as a weird amalgamation of family and sentient body part.]
Now this place definitely would not have any sort of moisturising agent but at least soak in warm water once every week.
[and this is his lecturing i-am-your-doctor tone. screw your embarrassment. he’s now going to use jing yuan’s hand to point out more patchy scales.]
[he’s be more embarrassed if he didn’t literally think of dan heng as a weird amalgamation of family and sentient body part.]
Now this place definitely would not have any sort of moisturising agent but at least soak in warm water once every week.
[and this is his lecturing i-am-your-doctor tone. screw your embarrassment. he’s now going to use jing yuan’s hand to point out more patchy scales.]
[NO SPARE HIM--]
Ahaha... It's alright, Dan Heng. You don't have to be as uptight as Dan Feng.
[Now. He's taking his hand back and suddenly standing up because he's feeling a little... warm.]
Ahaha... It's alright, Dan Heng. You don't have to be as uptight as Dan Feng.
[Now. He's taking his hand back and suddenly standing up because he's feeling a little... warm.]
Mm. I think...
[He tries to relax a little, and sighs softly.]
I am going to take a long shower, and then a nap in my own bed.
[He tries to relax a little, and sighs softly.]
I am going to take a long shower, and then a nap in my own bed.
I'm not too unwell to enjoy a stretch.
[Like. He kind of is, in that it hurts and he has to refrain from stretching the bad arm, but he's doing it anyway because it gives him some personal space. He's not ready to confront his apparent dragon kink right now.]
[Like. He kind of is, in that it hurts and he has to refrain from stretching the bad arm, but he's doing it anyway because it gives him some personal space. He's not ready to confront his apparent dragon kink right now.]
I will. Stay in the house for now, please.
[And he walks out! At least he's just going down the hall. Y'know, so he can do his embarrassing crying in the shower where no one will hear him. Then he's gonna flop in his room and brood.]
[And he walks out! At least he's just going down the hall. Y'know, so he can do his embarrassing crying in the shower where no one will hear him. Then he's gonna flop in his room and brood.]
[dan feng: a man whose qualities tip heavy so far in one way that there is nothing quite left in the direction of emotional intelligence.]
You should be taking better care of your horns. [at least he’s not touching them. for now. his propriety way of tilting dan heng’s face from side to side like he’s merely judging if a persimmon is ripe makes up for it.] Buff them like you would with your claws.
[he’s still holding dan heng’s chin when he turns towards jing yuan.] I can help you stretch if you want, Jing Yuan. [surely it’s just the same way he did it to the entirety of the quintet when they were deployed: exceedingly medical in nature.]
You should be taking better care of your horns. [at least he’s not touching them. for now. his propriety way of tilting dan heng’s face from side to side like he’s merely judging if a persimmon is ripe makes up for it.] Buff them like you would with your claws.
[he’s still holding dan heng’s chin when he turns towards jing yuan.] I can help you stretch if you want, Jing Yuan. [surely it’s just the same way he did it to the entirety of the quintet when they were deployed: exceedingly medical in nature.]
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