[huffs a little laugh]
Sure.
[and he'll step forward, chatting up the shopkeep with relaxed, friendly ease. it really seems like they already know each other. he asks straightforwardly about the condoms, their capacity, any specialty items along those lines-- turns out they do have some with uncommon stretch and sturdiness, and when Randy sideways jokes about eggs, he's met with very serious insistence they'd hold. but they aren't cheap.]
Sure.
[and he'll step forward, chatting up the shopkeep with relaxed, friendly ease. it really seems like they already know each other. he asks straightforwardly about the condoms, their capacity, any specialty items along those lines-- turns out they do have some with uncommon stretch and sturdiness, and when Randy sideways jokes about eggs, he's met with very serious insistence they'd hold. but they aren't cheap.]

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